Stream of Consciousness Saturdays

Since I'm in a particularly James Joyce-ey mood today, I've decided jot down some random thoughts that are flitting in and out of my mind today. I'm not going to make Stream of Consciousness Saturdays a regular thing, since I don't want you all to run screaming from my blog with spoons in your ears. Let's begin.

1. I really like that commercial where the hamsters are driving and rockin' out to a funk song. I like it so much so that I used my Shazaam app on the iPhone to find the song, which if your interested is called "Fort Knox" by the Goldfish. If your wondering, yes, I purchased it and now hear it when I run on the treadmill.

2. I think that the cast members of The Hills, Jersey Shore, The Real World and all the Real World bastard child shows, Wife Swap and every incarnation of the Real Housewives franchise should be rounded up and dropped off on a deserted island for a survival competition. None of the pansy shit they do on Survivor though. I want this to be a combination of Lord of the Flies and Lost. I also secretly hope that they'd have to resort to eating each other to stay alive. I vote you eat Heidi Montag first. Not because she'd be a good meal, just because her new face freaks me out.

3. Reduced Fat Cheese makes absolutely no sense. Period.

4. I think I may need to get a second job to support a growing addiction to baby shoes.

That's it for today. Hope your weekend is off to a great start!

XOXO,